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Hello, I'm Uncle Yeti, and this is my page. Well, I'm not Uncle Yeti. I'm Terence, but Uncle Yeti dictates to me. You
see - he talks exceedingly slowly, and, he types as though he is talking, as you can see below the picture of Brian. Anyway,
I, Uncle Yeti, will show you how to be Fashionable. First, you need someone to help you put your clothes on. Terence helps
me, but you're free to use anything.
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If you want to know what to get, then read this. Buy some trousers, a scarf and a bobble hat. They cost around £1,000,000
each, depending on where you buy them. I bought mine at Sainsbury's. Then, put them wherever you like, for they are made for
each part of the body, and fit anywhere like an oversized glove. I hope you have learn something about Fashion and I hope
you look good. Bye,
Uncle Yeti
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Brian . . . has . . . a . . . nice . . . suit . . . . . but . . . it . . . doesn't . . . . . suit . . . him . . . ho
. . . ho . . . ho.
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