| It has recently come to my attention that the mysterious IncaNet has started to take over the Internet. This is very
                                    distressing as it means that we will get less and less visitors, and we are so close to 100, and soon we porbably will have
                                    100 regular visitors, but that isn't the point. Aztech are moving in on us, and their wall of Pill Boxes surrounding the IncaNet
                                    is large and impossible to breach. That's why we here at Gorillas-Uncaged have allied with the TotechNet (The inventors of
                                    the modern horse) to try and stop people from leaving the Internet and going to the hilarious Types of Coffee section on the
                                    IncaNet and learning about the defeat of Latte the Numidian Pansy by the entire police force of Montreal (Which miraculously
                                    teleported to Numidia) and then when he himself got drunk by a less than happy lorry driver. REMEMBER, if you start
                                    viewing the IncaNet, we have no idea where you live. But we can guess! Unckey Moo Moo, Editor  
                                    
 
 We at Gorillas-Uncaged.tripod.fish.goostave.plaque.hostedbyblbroadband.biz.net.com plea that you do not even think of
                                    visiting the IncaNet, hosted by the mysterious Bl Broadband (The word Bl spells a word pronounced like this Blair-Bull-Fish).
                                    
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