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Uncle Yeti has recently opened a bar called Uncle Yeti's Bar, which serves a variety of food
made by the cook Terence and of course, drinks served by Uncle Yeti. Of course the bar is over the usual standard of lots
of fat men drinking and smoking, as Uncle Yeti's Bar attracts the finest customers in town. If you would like to visit
Uncle Yeti's Bar, why not look on the map pictured below.
Unckey Moo Moo (Editor)
Menu
Food:
Flapjack £5.99
Cakes £9999.99
Boiled Egg £999999.99
Drinks:
Bubonic Gin £9.99
Gammon £0.02
Uncle Yeti's Summary (As typed by Terence)
I believe that my bar will be a great success. However the one thing I am never
bored of is planes. If you haven't heard the song you have missed out greatly. I have installed a shrine to Super Dog and
offered him bubonic gin.
My customers are very happy with the drinks and food that is served and believe
that it is well priced. If you come on Sunday's, you get Ratio sums to do so come on Sunday and to sums and drink Bubonic
Gin. Drink all you can afford, for each drink comes in a reasonable sized tankard in which you fit a lot of gammon and
Bubonic Gin. Do not be put off by the purple colour of the Bubonic Gin, because when it gets into the tankard it turns red.
If I could serve one more thing in my bar it would be Cheese, but Cheese is hard
to cook, and Terence can't manage it.
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