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Gardening File Lesson 1
Lesson one is the most simple. Planning. Your garden has to be perfect.
Think of objects you want to place to decorate your garden, objects that would make it special. Why not make a chair for your
garden, or place decorative things in - say an Eifell tower here and there and a large painted rock.
Obviously you need plants to make your garden pritiful. If you can't
be bothered to go to the shops and buy flowers to plant, I'm sure there will be a Blue Peter make that could help you - in
fact I'm positive because I remember it (It was Liz or Simon). There was probably one earlier, but that was probably worse.
If you don't have any spare grass, then all you need is some sort
of carpet or plastic fish. Everybody likes plastic fish. When planning your Garden, read the list of objects to put in your
garden.
Garden Objects:
Deck Chairs
Greenhouse
Pond
Eifell Towers or tower
Seattle Space Needle model
Large painted Rock
Flower Beds
Garden Plan for Guy's Garden
Where to Keep your Plants
This is one of the most important things you will find in the Gardening
File, so much so that it has its own moderator (That's the person that looks like a big barbarian in silverish armour, well,
it used too, but now Battle.net doesn't bother with them, shame). The perfect place to keep plants is . . . a greenhouse.
But, sadly, some of you won't have a wonderous greenhouse, as so you must create one, one that shall stun the world, and one
that George W Bush will consider a threat to world peace, second only to the United States of America. Suprised? I thought
not.
Step one is simple. You have to find something that could be used
to make the "outline" of the Greenhouse. I use outline because I'm typing to a schedule, and can't think of another word that
is more descriptive. Also you will need some cling film and probably some scissors and some sticky tape, though if you're
a fan of Blue Peter sticky back plastic will probably do, but don't blame me if it all goes pear shaped, but, even if it did
it would be original and probably quite good if you mounted it on its side.
Step two isn't so simple, and because of this we suggest you
use wire for this part and if you don't want to do it or you need help just ask a responsible adult, and I mean responsible
(Gorillas-Uncaged, Radio Lard and Edu-Learn accept no responsibility for any accidents happening - Uncle Brian). First, twist
the wire into two pentagon shapes (They have five sides) and then use wire to attatch all opposite (Or symetrical) edges together,
but only one part of wire at each edge, you'll understand the picture anyway, and there you have the "outline" of the greenhouse.
Next, cover the entire skeleton (Better word than outline) of the Greenhouse in cling film, and there you have it, a beautiful
Greenhouse in which you can keep your plants. See, I'm not quite as stupid as you may have thought (I was going to put incompetant,
but I can't spell it).
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