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Back of the Net!

     Hello, I'm Dave and I'm the up front for Gorilla Friendly's Team. I've scored over 200 goals for the team, and are their star player. Over all in my carreer I've scored 314, including 27 of which when I was a substitute. Anyway, today I'm going to tell you how to get the ball into the back of the goal, so, if you want to score, read on.
     Ok, the first step is to be in front of the goal. Although this means slipping through the defenders, it can be easy, depending who's in defence. If its Terence, you're going to have a hard challenge, but otherwise you can slip passed most. Anyway, you have two choices, to dummy, or to get it in the top corner. If you haven't scored many goals or even one before, then you should try a dummy, but if not then feel free to use either. In the dummy, you will push over to one side, then, as the keeper dives, get it in at the other side with just a tap, but be certain that it is powerful enough to get the ball in. Now, lets try the kick into the top corner. Make sure your foot is underneath the ball, aim - fire! If it was accurate, then it will now be passed the keeper.
Back of the net!

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