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This page shall provide you with the greatest infomation on the web about cookery, as written by Terence and Uncle Yeti

How to make Buns

You shall need some one large Uncle Yeti, a spoon, 200 grams of sugar, 200 grams of flour, 4 egg yolks, 200 grams butter and a whisk. First, open the mouth of your large Uncle Yeti, and stuff in the 200 grams of sugar, followed by the 200 grams of butter and mix with the spoon. When you have mixed them together, put in the four egg yolks and whisk together. Once you have done this, pour all the flour in and mix once again. Then you have perfect bun mixture. Spoon it out into bun cases, and bake in an oven at the heat of
1,000,000 degrees celsius. Allow 5 years to pass, then take them out of the oven, and you have some perfect buns to put in the bin.

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How to make Flapjack

First you will need some stuff. Bung it all in your large Uncle Yeti, and give him a nice warm cup of tea, and then take it all out. It should look something like the picture below which was made of a few socks because no one likes socks very much apart from wierd people. If it looks like that, then you will have a very yummy flapjack with a horrible smell that can be eaten by your Uncle Yeti. Delicious!

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